The Ongoing Gallery of Trump-Inspired Assholes

To the tune of “Mr. Sandman”

“Mr. Milkman, bring me a nightmare. Make him the whitest that you’d ever dare…”

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Chocolate Milk Fist Bump GIF by promisedlanddairy

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They look so much like bullies

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“Why don’t you make like a tree, and get out of here!” type bullies.

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The One Where Estelle Dies Episode 15 GIF by Friends

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I miss the 19th century radical Republicans…

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Is there anything that Q believers won’t believe? Time travel?

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oh, my!
so is that something like “Dr. Q traipsing about time in a reTARDIS
blurred for obvious, but I understand if it doesn’t fly…

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Terpsichore Maras-Lindeman

That is time traveler’s name if ever there was one.

She even managed to convince her supporters to cough up over $87,400 in a crowdfunding campaign, which she used to buy a new Tesla.

Well, since she could very well get a DeLorean, this seals the deal.

Despite repeatedly failing to deliver on promises, Maras-Lindeman’s popularity continues to grow—alongside her ability to earn money from her subscribers.

And there you have it, the definition of a grifter. Damn, how do these folks function in the real world?

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Makes you wonder. Usually complete anencephaly is lethal. Perhaps it’s less severe than that, like a brain consisting of two atrophied neurons linked by a spirochete.

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“The suit—which cites William Shakespeare, 1984 and Adolf Hitler—has been broadly criticized by lawyers, who described Lindell’s legal arguments as “nonsense” and a “craptastic legal job.””

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Charlie Pierce adds a new right-wing populist to the list.

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Are people completely disconnected from reality? From the quoted article (Vance’s words):

The people of this country, whether they know it or not , depend on the institutions of the conservative movement to accomplish their objectives, to serve their interests, to make this country the sort of place where a good guy, working hard and playing by the rules, can raise his family as he sees fit on a single middle-class wage.

Ummmm…who has been fighting tooth and nail against a living wage and healthcare for all??? I just…I’m going to look at some birds for a while.

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Initially, Vance portrayed himself as a compassionate conservative intellectual looking out for his benighted fellow salt-of-the-earth hillbillies. Look how quickly he’s veered off into death-cult delusions since his victim-blaming book was turned into a movie and he got enough fame (and money working with the fascist Thiel) to start thinking about a political career.

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The first sentence may be apocalyptic but the rest of the article is different.

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He’d put genocidal micro-chips in his vaccine if he could. Hell no!

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Why did Texas go for Trump? Because, as they are now admitting, the Republicans wouldn’t allow ballots to be mailed to Democratic cities:

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So, time to audit Texas like Arizona?

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