The Ongoing Gallery of Trump-Inspired Assholes

If Vocal had a stock market name?

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How long is this one going to last before it effectively implodes?

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Looking forward to the first article about the latest “free speech” haven going out of its way to ban leftists.

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Being hosted on Russian servers, as it likely is, it will have a little time. But I’m sure his “real space-age stuff” security (which I assume is vintage 1967) will be breached quickly one way or another. Hackers will want to give him a month or two so that the user base can be doxxed and so his e-mails courting high-profile terrorists and bigots can be exposed.

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Probably only trying to avoid slipping up in public, like this:

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it may seem foolhardy to launch yet another site. But Lindell said he has a secret weapon up his sleeve: technology.

The pillow company owner promised cutting-edge features that will allow users to do all sorts of futuristic new things like “livestream,” “put things up,” and so much more.

Wow, it’ll be amazing to “put things up”!

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He really has a finger on the pulse of America…while trying to strangle democracy.

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If only all the other services had had the foresight to use technology!

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He said that the platform’s security is “space age stuff”.

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I am most intrigued by his claim that it will be 24/7. Sure, we all would like social media sites that are open after midnight and on the sabbath, but where is he going to find people to turn the cranks then?

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ROUS on treadmills?

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I don’t believe they exis-AAAUUGHH!

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Sure they do.

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What did I do to you? :wink:

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So, 1970’s era?

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I’m putting things up right now!
Yes We Can!

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1957-1970s, I think.

/makes a note to update my steam-powered Distributed Hash Table.

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