You know, you can tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist by how they pronounce “unionized”.
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What’s the difference between the Superfriends’ headquarters and Superman’s Fortress of Solitude?
One’s the Hall of Justice and the other’s a hall of just ice.
¿Que hacen las vacas cuando tienen tiempo libre?
¡Se toman vacaciones!
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Nineteen sodium atoms walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
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How does an accountant cure constipation?
They work it out with a pencil.
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Ouch!
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That’s Iike the optician who fell into his lens grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself.
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Those with an inflated perception of their administrative skills usually don’t.
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I am amused by the dinosaurs splooting.
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Plesiosaurs, methinks.
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What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
DoYaThinkHeSaurus?
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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey?
You get an abomination against nature! Also known as a mule.
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Whats the difference between a shark and lawyer?
One is an ancient order of mostly cartilaginous predatory fish, whereas the other is a trained legal professional who offers their services for a fee.
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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up & says “What is this, a joke?”
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“Are you positive?”
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What do you call a blind stag?
No eye deer!
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What do you call a blind stag with no legs?
Still no eye deer.
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