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Hmm, this is either a repeat or finally the finish of the 2022 race.
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Amateurs.
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Once there was a snail who was tired of being slow. He went out and bought a really fast sports car and had the dealer paint a big ‘S’ on each side of it.
Whenever someone saw him zooming past in his new car, they would say, “Hey, look at that S-car go!”
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Saturday morning in Jena I raced this big slimy guy down the stairs
I won, but I’m sure it’ll catch up soon
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I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster. Unfortunately, it’s just made him more sluggish.
Sorry, I couldn’t stop myself.
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The competitors are then carefully launched into next door’s garden, by the time they make it back it’s time for the next race.
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