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Sloths can be astonishingly fast when they want to.
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As is the case with zombies, I find sloths much more enjoyable when they’re slow, plodding killers who hunt in packs.
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“Tonight on History Channel between 8 and 9pm, “When Sloths Attack!!!”; part 17 of a 25 part series.”
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Ever seen footage of a sloth swimming? Ye gods, they can move!
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My spirit animal, in robotic form.
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One person’s adorable is another person’s TERRIFYING. I prefer real sloths.
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Robot Kristen Bell is going to lose it when she sees this.
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It’s 2020. What month do we think this thing will become sentient and start killing us… very slowly?
I’m betting August.
It’d make for a great screen shouter: “Don’t stand under the cable, you idiots!”, “Does a summer camp really need that much clothes line?!”, “AAAAhhh! How do you not hear that slow, gentle squeek?”
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What’s the expected time for a transition from observation-only to the mk.II “Deadly Sin” variant with surveillance capabilities and missiles?
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