Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/08/05/the-statue-toe-breaker-was-cau.html
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The tourist who broke
three toesoff of a 200-year-old plaster cast model...
Once is an accident.
Twice is a coincidence.
Three times is an Austrian tourist.
Well, it’s either that or it’s:
Three times is a Commodores song.
I thought three was “had roast beef?”
@orenwolf We have a triplet! More merging for you to do?
(yeah, I see that Mark is following up his earlier post, but Pesco already covered this bit, and it was merged…)
If anybody ever again wants to label you with the ‘stereotype’ flag for “it’s always the fat kid” ==>
[…] police nabbed him because museum visitors are required to provide their personal information for COVID-19 contact tracing […]
And this is actually not good.
At least it’s a plaster replica, which can be easily fixed with no visible sign of the repair; if it had been marble, though, that’s a whole other issue!
I did not know that Austrians could dress so poorly.
Our influence grows!
Signed,
The United States of America
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