The Striiv Touch smartwatch is the perfect gift for virtually anyone—70% off


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#2

nothing says “Product Quality” like a spec sheet that includes:

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#3

Who is this mysterious “I” ?


#4

pick one


#5

The crap BB pedals is amazing.


#6

Yeah, that rattlecan-painted Huffy with the different-sized training wheels is pretty cool.


#7

Thank God I’m not virtually anyone!


#8

When will the “smart watch” meme die?


#9

Here’s the same model boosting her metabolism by eating sushi.

And here she is exercising for Reseveratrol.

While here she’s racing to her chiropracter.

And apparently she’s trying for a healthy pregnancy, good for her!


#10

Nothing says “Product Quality” like crudely photoshopping your stuff on a stock image to save on photo shoots.

I’d suggest one of those instead if you want this sort of gadget without paying serious money.


#11

Yeah, doesn’t appear to be the product that’s going to make me uninstall Woot!

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