I am vaguely aware that certain school supplies were cool when I was in school in the 90âs, but I donât remember participating. I was so uncool that I didnât even know what was cool. Or maybe that made me the coolest of all.
I do remember even as a kid not liking most typical school supplies. Theyâre just so uninspired and tacky and donât feel nice in the hand. Even the most basic of items are always unexciting, and my preference for nicer writing implements in particular started at a young age. I especially didnât like the marbled-cover composition notebooks, but cheap spiral-bound notebooks were only marginally better. Trapper Keepers were around and I think my older sister had them, but I didnât like them.
Either we went to the same elementary school at about the same time, or it was a regional thing to ban them! All the cool kids still had them, though, although I still canât figure out:
what they did with them if they didnât bring them to school? Did they lovingly transfer their homework into them between the hours of 3 PM and 8 PM, and put their math problems and spelling lists back under the plain covers of their regular binders before going to bed?
and
how the rest of us knew that they even had Trapper Keepers.
After at least a full year of nagging, my mom finally bought me one, and it did not live up to my expectations, nor did it make me cool.
Why were they banned? Were they, like, too practical or something? Hard to believe they would have caused much distraction for the coolness factor. By Week 2, nobodyâs school supplies are particularly interesting.