The True Top-Secret Story of Donald Trump and Stormy Daniels


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Tom the Dancing Bug, IN WHICH is revealed the true, top-secret story of Donald Trump and Stormy Daniels!


What a Fucking Hero.


I saw this coming a mile away.


I really wish Georgia wasn’t on the Black Sea. It would have been even better to realize that Trump actually dropped them off in the Atlantic off the coast of the state of Georgia.


MY GOD! So that’s what happened. It changes everything.




And Melania continues to renovate the WH bathrooms while trump is away in Switzerland…


Tom the Dancing Bug: the only comic that can make a bizarre story even better… and funny.


Hair Furor’s hands too big (again!). Stormy’s boobs are too small, needs to look more like Ivanka. Otherwise, how did they sneak the cameras into such classified, uh, meetings? Comrade Putin must be on the case!


It’s funny because it sounds more believable than the Trump admin’s own explanations of events!


Where does it say which Georgia ?


She should get friendly with the person who delivers Donald’s McCheese burgers.


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