Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/03/06/porn-actor-stormy-daniels-sues.html
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I told Cohen to use “Lumpy McCaesar” and “Spanka Opita” but he never fucking listens.
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Say, anyone have any popcorn?
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Streisand effect at it’s finest. We would have heard much, much less about this if no-one had tried to pay her to “hush”.
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Ehhhh… people and the media will move on from this story when they find out Eric & Donald jr buried a dead party clown where Michelle Obama used to have her garden
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Clever gambit on her part, because while it’s entirely possible that she signed first and only had the copy made after she signed, and then he signed, but no one ever sent her a copy of the completed dual-signed document, if he wants to prove this by releasing the copy he signed, he then admits to the relationship. If he doesn’t admit to it, then he doesn’t get to defend himself in the public eye while the suit goes forward and the media coverage unfolds, etc… That’s got to be putting him into a ridiculously awkward and mentally-conflicting position.
The mere though of this makes me absurdly happy.
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The real story here is that Donald Trump has to spend over six figures to get laid - and it’s still not enough.
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It is no exaggeration to state that if Hillary Clinton had repeatedly boinked a porn star (male or female) and paid six figures to cover it up the story would easily qualify as The Biggest Political Scandal in the History of Time.
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But since it’s Trump we are talking about instead of Crooked Hillary, we just call it Tuesday.
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I dunno, I’d find any story with Hillary and porn stars hard to believe. Bill had to boink the help. If porn stars were on the table he would have utilized it.
But really, if people can over look ALLLLLLL the shit Trump has done just since running for office, what’s one more thing? I mean, he is a businessman. “If it fuck, floats, or flies it’s cheaper to rent.” is seen as conventional wisdom in some circles.
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Well obviously it’s hardly the ONLY Trump scandal that would qualify as the biggest political scandal of all time had Hillary done the same thing.
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Yes, that would lead one to chase ones own tail a lot.
The real story here is he actually paid someone for something!!! eye on the prize!!!
I do think this is brilliant on so many levels.
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No, Trump’s lawyer paid for something and has subsequently complained to friends that Trump didn’t reimburse him. It fits with Trump’s M.O. perfectly.
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From dkos; more shoes to drop:
“One important bit of information from the lawsuit. It alludes to texts and/or photos. Oh, Lordy. It also mentions other “sexual partners.”
The 2016 hush agreement directed that $130,000 be paid into the trust account of Clifford’s then-attorney. In return, Clifford was not to disclose any confidential information about Trump or his sexual partners to anyone beyond a short list of individuals she’d already told about the relationship, or share any texts or photos from Trump.
The suit alleges that Cohen has tried to keep Clifford from talking about the relationship as recently as Feb. 27, 2018.”
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What I’d give to see Melania walk out.
Edit: fixed damned autocorrect while driving
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I’ll admit I’m somewhat uneasy about this happening to a man whose mental stability I highly question.
If he ever gets into the “I’ll show them” mindset, all he needs to do is fire 100 nukes at Russia, which last I heard he can do in about 90 seconds, and watch all those ungrateful Americans burn while he’s safe in his shelter/jet.
And the nuclear chain of command is well vetted to ensure there is no chance it will not go through.
When an unstable narcissist holds me, my wife, and my children hostage, I’m not going to celebrate the personal humiliation that has a small, but very real chance of pushing over the edge. I value my family more than any amount of schadenfreude. I’ll settle for him losing the next election.
(The only comforting thought is that he’s probably so narcissistic that he might not even recognize this as humiliation.)
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Can we just skip to the good part on this story? The money shot, as it were?
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