Stormy sues again, Avenatti leaks secret Cohen texts of Trump sex affair quash plot

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/06/06/stormy-double-agent-lawsuit.html

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Stormy, as we used to say in the Merchant Marine, you got a hellava money making case there!

May you take them all to the cleaners, GO STORMY!

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Trump cheats on Melania multiple times, but blames the media for embarrassing her.

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Don’t laugh, it can happen.

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Go Summer.

Her chances are better.

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On a scale of 1 -10, she’s around 11.5 right now.

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Honestly at this point, I don’t really care who takes the fucker down, as long as he goes down and stays there.

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Roger That!

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Can’t wait till Trump tries to pardon Cohen out of California state court. Pardon! Pardon! Please try it. Plus I guess it’s a civil lawsuit. So it doesn’t matter. But I’m not a lawyer.

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When Trump decided he wanted to get f^^^ed by a porn star, I bet he didn’t count on getting f^^^ed by the porn star’s lawyer, too.

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It must have been love at first sight for Keith M. Davidson and Michael Cohen, two scumbags each of whom saw the other for what he was: a mirror reflection.

Also, I love how Cohen can’t even conspire properly. Davidson has to tell him to stop texting and call him.

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I will no longer be surprised if a future President awards Stormy Daniels the Medal of Freedom for saving democracy.

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How much grief would he have avoided had he taken that as an imperative.

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I was waiting for the inevitable innuendo…

:wink:

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Endeavouring to satisfy :wink:

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The phrasing, very nicely done.

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In some legal cases, it is very evident which lawyer knows their shit and which one does not. This is one of those cases.

Not that that’s any surprise - any person who knows even a little bit of their shit quickly gets fired by Trump because he lives in opposite world and thinks incompetence is good.

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says everything about this country and the people when this is what you care about

perspective: this president just declared himself a king and able to pardon himself or anyone else for any crimes committed to get himself elected in the first place

think about that - get yourself elected ANY WAY YOU CAN breaking any laws, then once in power and a few people happen to catch on to what you did, just pardon yourself

but yeah, focus on the prostitute, like after he got elected after what he said on the bus anyone is going to give a damn, he probably is proud of what he paid for this day

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That’s what they all say!

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