Worst. Pornstar name. Ever.
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You can shorten it to “Double D.”
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When the aliens get to this chapter of American history, they’ll just assume they were pranked.
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Donald Thump?
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This is pretty great - the mere existence of the lawsuit is revealing all sorts of stuff. E.g. Stormy* had/has pictures. (Trumpie dick pics?) Trump’s lawyer has screwed himself with his involvement, one way or another.
*Or, as she’s known in the documents, “PP.” I shit you not.
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Sorry just finished mine.
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Out of curiosity, what source claims that? I’m kinda doubtful that it really works like in a low-budget Hollywood comedy/thriller. But, given the circumstances, and how well that describes our current state of the union, eh, it might actually be that way nowadays.
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The story must surely be worth more than 130k to Daniels/Peterson/Clifford at this point. Maybe she is just trying to hold on to the bribe, while breaking the agreement anyway?
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Just do what I do; close your eyes and chant repeatedly;
“Fake codes. Placebo. Fake codes…”
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Perhaps she learned something about business from Mr Trump?
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I presume that their prenuptial agreement has all kinds of penalty clauses.
Hey Melania, did Donald remember to sign it?
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That, to me, is the best part of this whole thing. And by whole thing, I mean the Trump phenomenon from day 1 in 1980. It sums it all up so plainly.
In her interviews, Daniels recounts the time he chased her around the room in his underwear and then he wanted sex. Sex is/was her JOB. Her response? “Oh well, here we go.” I.e. Nothing special and same with this jerk, just another rich asshole with a tiny dick cheating on his wife.
While about half of this country is jerking itself off to how great Trump is, the other half is saying, oh please, you people are idiots if you ignore stuff like this.
I used to hold out hope for good ole Americaaa… but now? No way, this country is at least half stupid. Probably approaching 80%> I mean, realllly stupid. WWF Monster Trucks NASCAR ammosexual fucking stupid.
Thanks for the breath of fresh air, Stormy Daniels… No, the emperor does not have any clothes.
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It was a dry and Stormy night…
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It was the NPR program (RadioLab) on the nuclear codes and the fact that by design everything in the nuclear chain is designed to prevent any interference between the president and a launch.
And there’s a “good” reason for this. Anything that might prevent a nuclear strike from being launched by a mad man, might also accidentally prevent a nuclear strike from being launched for “good” reasons and thus provide more reason for an enemy to strike first.
This is the wonderful of MAD, where any step you take to protect from a mistake is also a step that makes a “decapitation” strike by the enemy more attractive to them. No doubt the Russians understand the same.
(I’m not certain about the 90 seconds, it may be a few minutes. Certainly no humans stand in the way.)
Oh God, let it be so…
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MARA?
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I like the image of “Porn star has been playing a months-long game of chess with Trump.”
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Okay, I’m going to be the derail person, but there was one tweet in the main post that bugged me a little:
Honestly, I don’t know how to read that but to make it seem like we should assume that we shouldn’t expect porn stars to be all that smart.
People get defined in news by whatever trait is most salient to the story. So in a story about your harrowing experience with the child healthcare system you’ll be “parent of three” but in a story about your work on a new aircraft you’ll be “aeronautical engineer”.
So I get why she’s “porn actor” or “porn star” Stormy Daniels rather than “one time Louisiana senator hopeful” Stormy Daniels*. It’s a sex scandal so the most salient detail is how salacious the story can be. But I always hope people will avoid projecting their own ideas of the kind of person who works in porn onto a particular person who has performed in porn. The size of the porn industry is large enough that you should expect that there’s a porn star out there who is smarter than Obama.
*I checked her wikipedia page to find some other accurate description of her, like “mother of two” or whatever. It turns out she at some point formed an exploratory committee for a run for Louisiana senator and her campaign manager’s car exploded in an apparent bombing (no one was in the car at the time). Wow!
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The word courtesan has fallen into disuse. 
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Those clauses are only for the “green card seeker”, not the “green card provider”…
