Clintons confess, Obama to blame, and Trump triumphs in this week’s tabloids


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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/01/17/clintons-confess-obama-to-bla.html


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Does anybody even need to respond to these publications? I mean, come on. It’s all just fodder for the BS cannon.


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The details of the porn star’s interview have been discussed elsewhere, and it’s really unsavory.

EDIT: Oops, the source I was reading was quoting InTouch. Still, the story rings true.


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So: Last week it was revealed that the current President of the United States paid $130,000 hush money to porn star Stormy Daniels, a month before the election, to buy her silence regarding an earlier sexual tryst in a hotel room.

Yes, the president was married to the current First Lady at the time of the sexual tryst. And yes, the payoff was arranged after Evangelical leaders endorsed and laid hands on the presidential candidate, praying for God’s guidance, protection, and blessings.

I can’t imagine a story better suited for a giant headline on the front page of the National Enquirer. But the editor of the Enquirer is a Trump ally. So they squashed the story, and even after (of all papers) the Wall Street Journal ran the scoop, the Enquirer remains silent on the story it was born to run.

I hope the editor of the Enquirer is tormented by this.


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What the smeg is Friedrich Nietsche doing in this picture?


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No, that’s Yosemite Stalin.


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