The universe has no "up"


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/09/09/the-universe-has-no-up.html


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#2

it’s just down, all the way down.


#3

[Sigh…]

So, I guess that means there is also no Central Bureau we can trudge down to, to register an Official Complaint about all this, is there?..


#4

Where are the turtles?


#5

I’ve always found it interesting in that just about every space-based SF movie or TV show, when two or more ships meet, they’re all oriented in the same direction.


#6

It’s so they have their blasters pointed in the right direction for what comes next…


#7

First, the so-called “Supreme” so-called “Court” mandated so-called “Gay” so-called “marriage”, and now the universe is homogeneous? Thanks, Obama!


#8


#9

This explains why I always feel like I’m going nowhere.


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#11

It also has no chill.


#12

Sure there’s a direction.

The enemy’s gate is down.


#13

Perhaps it was actually a big implosion.
A so-called big crush theory as it were.


#14

held up by turtles


#15

You’re referring to the Big Gnab.


#16

No. The Gnab Gib.


#17

No, that was responsible for the creation of antimatter.


#18

Well, since there is no preferred direction and there is evidence of turtles, even turtles supporting turtles, i would suggest that the answer to your question is

EVERYWHERE


#19

Well, there’s always the regional branch office…


#20

Well that’s surprisingly good news, I think.