Theranos but for poop

OMG, me too, multiple times.

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Yeah, but…ONLY HALF.

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This is just part of their plan to have the world’s best poop collection.

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I made the same mistake.

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“Your diet is perfectly balanced. As all things should be.”

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You beat me to it. Life imitating Art?!

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And all this time i’ve been waiting for someone to wade through my shit.

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“Theranos but for…” basically works for pretty much every major American corporation. And now our government too.

Bring on Thanos.

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My late grandfather was a doctor with a heavy NY accent and a sense of humor, and always told his patients to mail their stool samples “turd class”.

https://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=rimshot&play=true

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Whoever did that deserves an Emmy.

That is like every cliche and every fucked up trendy level idiocy in one video it even snuck in the Atlas Shrugged and anti union idiotic mentality.

The sad thing is this is practically true of many moronic infomercials for real products and real idiots that follow them

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I don’t want to deal with it directly.

Is there a Juicero, but for poop?

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cutting scientific corners

Yes, that’s very shitty.

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Can we choose which half though? I’m rather fond of a few people on this little marble. :wink:

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right I feel sort of like it is their fault but then again is there like a widespread history of things health insurance should pay for in the U.S somehow being refused by the insurance companies? I don’t want to root for the poop guys, but as disgusting as it sounds maybe I have to.

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Their methodology is execrable, and their business ethics are in the toilet.

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Theranos: One drop of blood.
Ubiome (AKA Ther-anus): Just one fart.

Extra credit: see raffinose and stachyose.

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Well that’s simple, you just snap once to get rid of 50%, then again to get rid of 50% of that…

(also known as the Zeno’s poop paradox)

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Don’t forget to wash the Infinitiy Gauntlet when you are done.

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Theranos was such a weird choice of name for a company involved in healthcare. The closeness to thanatos has already been noted, but it also made me think of Therac - hardly a great association for a medical technology company.

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