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Smooth. /s
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Somebody needs to use these as Midjourney prompts to see what happens.
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Precisely perfect pink. Cara cara studded pavlova. Your hands after peeling a tangelo. Brand new copper penny. Monsoon downdraft. Fennel bulb. Ocean air. Texting to see when you are available to grab a dozen oysters. A dozen tacos al pastor. A dozen days off for a roadtrip…:
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Maybe it is just like modern job applications. You just need to nail a few keywords to get past the algorithm and you are in.,
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In the glass, the hue Edith is singing about. In the nose, a comprehensive chorus of citrus complemented by olives and herbed macerated strawberries. Ethereal effervescence in the mouth gives in to tart lingering mineral manifest.:
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The deep red hue employed by snug leather seats in fast cars pleading the case for speed limit as one sign’s opinion. Pre-hibernation bear hide, tangled up in a late season bramble bender. Opulent. Tightly wound. Fresh, darkfruit packed tannin weight. Has the life experience to entertain attention without demanding it. Generous now, rewarding later. Heirloom Café in San Franciso serves an extraterrestrial epoisses burger, never on the menu—but somehow always available… these two would make an interstellar culinary love connection—epoisses cheese (we just bought some at Costco, so no excuses), good ground beef (Vera Earl Premium Beef is our go to), onion jam, crunch pickled vegetable, glass of La Montaña=blast off.:
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Haha - excellent!
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