"They are gooch-like." Watch Trump's cringeworthy TikTok word salad

[docosc]

Ahhhh…

Did not make that connection at all.

[RickMycroft]

[SmilingDemon]

[Carbonman]

@RickMycroft

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Nope, the mark on his hand is in the wrong place and the wound in his well-padded ribs would need to be about 8-10" deep.

[catsidhe]

@generic_name

I would love to see Trump descend into truly unintelligible gibberish that even his MAGA suck-ups won’t get, and see if they just keep going with it, pretending it’s deep wisdom, and faking like they understand.

This experiment has already been run.

We call the result “Q”.

[Sludge]

@frauenfelder (quoting article quoting T)

“What Facebah-book did with lock boxes, with a $500 million, Zuckerberg’s, lock boxes that he put in. I mean, I considered illegal. But, you know, so they, you know, they put people in jail when they spend, they put people in jail when they spent more than $5,600 in a campaign.”

Also this tidbit from the same interview:

Frankly, there are a lot of people on TikTok that love it. There are a lot of young kids on TikTok who who will go crazy without it. There are a lot of, users. There’s, you know, a lot of good and there’s a lot of bad with TikTok.

Sounds like a Charleston thing. On both sides.

[Dante27]

[the_borderer]

I can’t see Trump watching a test match without wanting to take his golf clubs out onto the field.

Maybe it’s one of these guys

Gooch baronets

[MerelyGifted]

Don’t mess with The Meliz.