Things that will cause endless BB arguments - Wiki

I feel seen.

I don’t like it.

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You might have missed the period of time when it seemed that half of the BB pieces were about not showering, not using soap, etc.

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I guess I did. I do recall something about only washing one’s hair every other month.

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Any mention of Elton John.

(Actually, a guy with a similar-ish name but he has much worse fanboys and I’m not saying his name. Probably smells like a buck in heat.)

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how could this possibly be controversial

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But should people who use electric leaf blowers pay gas tax to help fund clean air?

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How to pronounce “gif”. Hint: rhymes with knife.

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Gyffe?

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You got it (G as in laughter).

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Peeing on one’s feet in the shower?

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… depends whether the blowers have studded tires

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Peeing on someone else’s feet in the shower

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Why even bother voting when the Democrats are so useless? (A question that is invariably posed by a straight, cis white man whose life does not instantly become much worse whenever Republicans win elections.)

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That bridge and what to do about it.

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Not technically - anything

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I’m amazed that 3/4 of these are even controversial enough to cause arguments. My opinions on these are the ones everyone should have.

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Eyes for Mouths. Love 'em or Hate 'em.

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Mouths for eyes, surely

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Indeed. Love 'em!

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