Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/01/02/this-awesomely-named-inflatabl.html
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This awesomely named inflatables company is unaffiliated with us
Out of the party
Out from the Birthday
Can’t make the same mistake this time
We are the children
The last generation
We are the ones they left behind
And I wonder when we are ever gonna change it
Living in the ballpit till nothing else remains
We don’t need another pony
We don’t need to Clown, Oh
All we want is life beyond the Bouncy Dome
Looking for something we can rely on
There’s got to be something better out there
Castles and big fans, their day is coming
All else are castles filled with the air
And I wonder when we are ever gonna change it
Living in the ballpit till nothing else remains
All the children say
We don’t need another hero
We don’t need to know the way home
All we want is life beyond the bouncy dome
What do we do with our lives
We leave only a mark
Will our story shine rise like castle
Or end in the pit
Give it all or nothing
Trying to picture what the Boing Boing crowd would come up with if challenged to make a bounce house. A mix of Gibson, Lovecraft, steampunk and foodie culture, perhaps.
[quote] How much do I have to pledge to name the first participants?
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Only your first-born enough for a test dummy.
Wouldn’t it be great if trademark and copyright courts decided these things using a who-wore-it-best system? Boing Boing the inflatables company could only be challenged for the name by a trampoline company, or maybe a company that makes the little springy doorstop things.