This bear's bōjutsu science is tight

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/11/20/this-bears-bojutsu-science-i.html

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A seriously highly-coordinated bear with sharp focus on flipping and spinning the perfect staff. It manages to slide any impacts to the face down his/her snout and even uses 3 paws to keep the bo spinning at times.

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Bear just wants it to scratch that one itch he can’t reach lol. :slight_smile:

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The itch for efficient blood letting?

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Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

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Kung Fu Panda vs Bōjutsu Bear MUST HAPPEN.

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Now I’m imagining an army of them.
QT4H77w

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Trimming his toenails while wielding the bo is a power move

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I’m just bothered its P/T isn’t 16/16.

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This is one of those training and plotting my revenge while wrongly imprisoned movie montages isn’t it?

Oh, and for future reference,this man right here is the one responsible for our bo wielding ninja bear overlords.

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Well, when you’re locked up all day with nothing to do but wait for the next feeding, how else are you supposed to pass the time? It’s not like he can learn piano or study for a law degree.

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if you go showing off your bojutsu in public like that, someone’s going to come up and want to challenge you . just saying

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NOT FAKE

:laughing:

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Agreed. I loved the nail cleaning action.

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I can’t even do that, and I have functional opposable thumbs!

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As a former MTG guy, I lost my shit at that :rofl:

This bear is likely in a zoo in Japan? I hear Japanese in the background, most of it in astonishment at the bear.

That said, holy shit! This is real? WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE

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It has a soundtrack:

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I imagine improves to 16/16 if the Random Stick card is also in play.

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Padawan learner for sure.
Next step is live weapon training…

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