Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/01/23/this-bluetooth-speaker-creates.html
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“a must have item for true audiophiles” muahahhahah hahahaha hahahahah haaaahahhahha ahahaha…
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It delivers your favorite tunes by turning them into mechanic vibrations of different frequencies
What miraculous technology! It can transform sound - which is mechanical vibrations of different frequencies - into mechanical vibrations of different frequencies!
Pray tell, does it do this by using some kind of electromagnetic solenoid to induce a force which moves a lightweight cone-shaped structure? Truly groundbreaking stuff.
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All true audiophiles demand 14 kilobit wireless sound and heavy digital processing.
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Can I mount it next to my skullgun?
@boingboingshop, I’ve got a bone you can conduct.
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A choice of 3 scientifically-researched colors to match the natural resonance of almost any human aura.
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Oh geez, forgot all about those!
I think my parents bought a pair. They were just a pair of lame speakers in a floppy pillow scarf.
Too loud to have as headphones and too meh to really enjoy music from them…
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I suspect some witchcraft is also in play here. Dark Arts to be sure.
What if you don’t have bones? Asking for a friend.
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