This CIA toolkit is built for concealing in a spy's butt

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/01/17/this-cia-toolkit-is-built-for.html

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The ultimate every-day-carry.

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Butt stuff is srsbsns.

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haha! updating my post with thanks to you.

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I wanted to post an animated gif appropriate to this thread…but I am at work and searching in google for “Animated gif booty shaking” just is NSFW as it gets.

My apologies for failing you all.

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Jail guard: “Bend over and spread 'em.”

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Man the new James Bond films is going to be HOT.

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That’s one powerful ass missile.

My worry would be going for retrieval and getting just the lid. Nobody wants rectal toolmarks.

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Still better than putting a watch all up in there…

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Certainly very progressive and open minded.

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Is there a “Double Agent” version? Asking for a friend.

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Yes, its in tactical brown

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There was a picture of one of these in a Visual Encyclopedia in my high school library. It was both fascinating and an inside joke.

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Is he wearing the surgical gloves because it’s an antique, or because. . . you know.

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Shouldn’t it have a flared base?

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Does it vibrate in Morse code?

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Where are the casino chips?

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Doubles as a cocktail shaker.

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I remember seeing that at the ISM.

Pick a lock? Sure. But carve a tunnel?

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Probably not a fun thing to deal with if one had to use the toilet.

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