Border Patrol informs Marjorie Taylor Greene a ball they found is not a Cartel planted explosive

Originally published at: Border Patrol informs Marjorie Taylor Greene a ball they found is not a Cartel planted explosive | Boing Boing

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The Mooninites strike again.

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All your bases are Marge?

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Looks like one of those punching bags that boxers use…

Bernie Sanders Punch GIF by MOODMAN

(also… it me, Bernie… it me)

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Well, it sorta looks like a cartoon bomb.

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I’m not sure what the problem is, it could have been a bomb and/or what about all the real bombs we don’t know about.

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If a bomb goes off on the border and no one hears it, did a tree fall?

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Maybe a trump built wall section.

Oh wait, that was just the wind.

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It does look like a perfect weight for throwing a rope over a wall, though. If it was possible to even climb a wall, that is.

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It’s certainly fun to pick on MTG, but when we do that by calling something like this a "ball’ we look a little silly ourselves. What is this thing? Should we be concerned? It’s certainly not an innocuous ball. I might make something like this as a rope weight. Not that fence climbing is so scary, but it’s not a ball.

This is not an explosive. Wrapping shit in duct tape doesn’t make it go boom. This is not even notionally like a google image search for IEDs. There is no evidence a “cartel” planted either.

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Again, it looks like a punching bag…

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Somebody on the bird site suggested it was a homemade weight for net fishing.

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Wonder how they did it? That is, if i were to try to wrap sand in duct-tape i’d end up stuck to sandy tape bits (“Well it helps to start out with wet sand…”)

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Ahh, thanks. That makes a lot of sense. And patching / creating with duct tape is a logical thing to do if you can’t just run out and buy a new one.

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I honestly can’t think of what else it could be…

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We certainly know what it’s not, i.e. “an explosive found by Border Patrol Agents which was planted by the Cartel and changes everything.”

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Seems like we should be far more concerned over the people in our government looking to create a one-party fascist state as opposed to the people trying to come here for a better life… But people keep clutching their pearls over immigration instead of fascism… :roll_eyes:

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Home made “tornado ball”, from a ball, sand and duct tape, for strength training.

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DIY kettlebells are blowing up on Twitter.

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