This exclusive club is only for emergency ejection seat survivors

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But if you eject and die trying, do they put one on you for your open casket funeral?

(Asking for a friend.)

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This is one club I’ll be happy to never be able to join.

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The snarky person in me thinks that Martin Baker missed an opportunity on their web site with their cookie banner- instead of “reject all” they might have made it “eject all cookies”?

::heads briskly toward the door::

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Reminds me of the wry joke cancer patients tell newbies: welcome to the club where nobody wants to be a member.

I mean, yes, one is alive to tell the joke, but it’s a hard process with numerous long term difficulties.

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Surely I’ve been emergency ejected from enough parties to qualify for honorary membership.

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But were you literally high at the time and did you have a hard landing?

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Yes, yes and I do not recall. Wait, how many questions did you ask?

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So an updated version of the Caterpillar Club.

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So Aston Martins don’t count?

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