This smart trash can will incinerate your waste before scheduling a pickup

I am known to make mistakes from time to time!

George Santos has entered the chat

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I’ve definitely done this joke before, buuuuut…

When’s it going to be available on the BoingBoing Shop?

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you can’t make money with these “services” unless you externalize the cost somehow. you’ve either got to pollute massively, exploit workers, or avoid government safety regulations

you’re only a wall street darling though if you manage a trifecta

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I thought at first it was going to be for security—like, if you think you’re a VIP or a celebrity or a criminal, and you expect fans or the FBI to be going through your trash.

Internet enabled dumpster fires.

The future is wonderful.

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$33 a month isn’t chicken feed!

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Kitchen Sized Dumpster Fire. Hmmm? Not a good band name.

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