This toast thinks he's sexy, but he's kind of a jerk

[Melz2]

Consider it as a bit of balance, to offset those who consistently fail to give you your well earned ‘props’.

[anon61221983]

Well, but you know what a jackass I am, posting gifs and memes instead of intensive dissertations over any little comment! I’m glad you can see past that to the real, vulnerable gifable me!

[Gutierrez]

Wait, there is a Jeff Goldblum GIF posting thread and I hadn’t seen it yet?

[anon30760835]

This toast thinks he’s sexy, but he’s kind of a jerk

Does Anyone Want Any Toast? | Red Dwarf | BBC

[bheerssen]

Wait, what?

[Melizmatic]

Well played, sir;

[sockdoll]

@Melizmatic @anon61221983 This is the best thread EVER. Thanks!

[Melizmatic]

[stinkinbadgers]

Creepy and eew.

[LutherBlisset]

[Slurping intensifies]

Say, is there toast on eBay with Jeff Goldblum’s face on it?

And if not, why?

[Gutierrez]

The lack of toast may be because the man is more partial to pasta as a starch.

[anon30760835]

[Melizmatic]

[GulliverFoyle]

[Melizmatic]

[anon61221983]

[Melizmatic]

[Gutierrez]

[LutherBlisset]

What the…

Ok, you not only won the internet, but all other comments in this thread are now mere background to this pic.

[FGD135]

I love you, guys.
Thanks.