Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/07/26/this-toast-thinks-hes-sexy.html
…
6 Likes
See, this is what all the “sexy Jeff Goldblum” pictures look like to me. Creepy and eew.
8 Likes
That’s stalking, showing up and laying in wheat like that. He shouldn’t turnip after she told him to beet it, putting her in a pickle. I hope he leaves her in peas for a thyme. And dude, keep your cloves on. No one wants to see you without dressing. And I don’t blame the bacon for getting fresh with him. He’s lucky the model didn’t squash him.
10 Likes
I hate to say that I’ve known people like this.
1 Like
4 Likes
9 Likes
8 Likes
(scnr)
6 Likes
9 Likes
Okay… poor @Neovison.vison is going to start flagging out asses for excessive Goldblum sexy pictures!
8 Likes
5 Likes
Meh.
I’ve already had two images flagged today, likely out of sheer spite; so what’s a few more?
5 Likes
7 Likes
Seriously?
7 Likes
Up, to the yup.
Given the rather irrational vehemence that some of the community has espoused for communicating via gifs and memes very recently, I doubt that’s a coincidence.
8 Likes
Nah, it MUST be a coincidence! /s
8 Likes
Haters gon’ hate; it’s the only thing they’re any good at, after all.
Meanwhile, I’m freaking GREAT… at finding perfectly apt images for just about any occasion;
7 Likes
Indeed, you are the queen!
8 Likes
Nope; just a hopeful protege of yours.
4 Likes
Your respect is humbling!
5 Likes
