I’ll say it again, we already apologized for Celine Dion and Bryan Adams. Pretty sure the Nickelback and poutine apologies are just waiting on Royal assent. I.e., if they were attacking Canada, it’s a misplaced grudge.
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Maybe the state department should partner with KFC
(woah, I just realized this puts a whole new spin on what kind of Colonel he was after all)
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I think that someone trying to do this will blow his/her brains out before the FBI, CIA, MAD, etc. Knock on his/her door.
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Well, that was fascinating, and kind of depressing at the end, to see the conditions in his neighborhood 
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Yes. And I believe the situation is worse now.
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@iquitos46 Well, dang. For a minute there, I was thinking we should get them into the hands of Antifa.
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Those microwaves spraying all over are literally cooking their body tissues…exploding television tubes with no eye or body protection…Maybe those guys don’t expect to live very long anyway in that war-torn area, so they don’t think past the moment.
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Did they check for people outside staring at the building?
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No need. The buildings are surrounded a protective flock of goats.
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yeah, or from a satellite! That must be what’s happening to me. luckily I still have my trusty tinfoil hat, about the only thing it’s good for nowdays, since thought control was disproved (no really, it was).
Is it this article from IEEE?
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Self-inflicted is notably missing in that list.
This was my guess, “The call is coming from inside the house!”. There’s a vocal GOP contingent that wanted nothing to do with establishing relations with Cuba again. Why not sow some disagreement with someone inside. …I know, now I’ll put my tin hat on.
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I only took the picture, I swear I didn’t touch anything!
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_Yes that has been claimed for years. A book has been written about it. _ ( The Zapping of America ) Those darn Communists were doing it. Never panned out.
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if my tin foil hat catches my hair on fire, I’m going to start running.
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Only Russia would have the technology to pull this kind of attack. They want chaos, divisiveness and instability. Putin’s a mischievous munchkin laughing his ass off.
Strictly speaking if there is enough microwave power to cause your conspiritron 9001 tinfoil hat to spark you are already scrambled brained.
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That long tracking shot down the corridor with Dawn French and Richard Vernon was really cool. I presume that they were standing on the dolly with the camera.
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More relevant, wtf is an elite scientist? Is a scientist that knows more science than other scientists? Or is it based on number of publications? Or perhaps they’re more tactical scientists…
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