A 45 year old tortoise described (aptly) as “angry-looking” was rescued yesterday after setting his house on fire.
Accidental house fires aren’t, alas, terribly rare, so I wouldn’t normally post a link to one; but the, um, smoldering contempt of the tortoise’s sneer is just so compelling. Can we get ‘delightful creatures’ as a drop-down topic option?
Just look at that face…
