TOM THE DANCING BUG: Attention, Subjects of the Global Corporatocracy


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#2

Another bit of sparkling satire by Mr. Bolling.

Bravo!


#3

If only I had an Amazon affiliate link to more efficiently allocate my happiness dollars!


#4

I had to check whether “benevolently withheld” was an actual quote. It is not.

(In fact, there’s only a handful of hits for that two word phrase on Google, most of which apparently are copies of the same evangelical text.)


#5

I will steal the “employee of the month” bit.


#6

You say satire, but this is pretty much just straight journalism : /


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I just wish Microsoft’s astroturf group would quit spamming me about it, honestly.

No, Microsoft, I will not call my congressman on your behalf, even if you call yourself “Voices for Innovation” and claim TPA and TPP are made of happiness and unicorn sparkles!


#8

Unicorn sparkles are overrated.


#9

In principle it’s just a fancy equine shit.


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