Originally published at: Tom the Dancing Bug: God-Man, Rebooted! | Boing Boing
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So it’s AdonAI.
God is now an app, available on iTunes and Google Play.
“The honor of asking the first question is yours, Dwar Reyn.”
“Thank you,” said Dwar Reyn. “It shall be a question which no single cybernetics machine has been able to answer.”
He turned to face the machine. “Is there a God?”
The mighty voice answered without hesitation, without the clicking of a single relay.
“Yes, now there is a God.”
Sudden fear flashed on the face of Dwar Ev. He leaped to grab the switch.
A bolt of lightning from the cloudless sky struck him down and fused the switch shut.
–Fredric Brown, Answer
I dunno. The app seems to want a heck of lot of privacy-invading privileges.
“Omniscience” would seem to cover it.
That judgey, fickle weirdo needs to stop watching people. It’s creepy.
Plus it automatically takes 10% from my Google Wallet every payday.
visually, the timing on this punchline was *chefskiss*
… of course, this reboot has been rebooted before
Oh shit, the only change is the removal of 2013 on the copyright. I missed this one 10 years ago.
Good comic. Well worth the re-run.
That’s Santa Claus.
Bearded white dudes are trouble.
Some of us try to be the right kind of trouble.
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