Top porn search term in Quebec is "Quebec"

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Is it wrong that I’m now tempted to google “Eskimo porn”?

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Only if you live in Quebec.

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Vs. US:

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How about cartoon eskimo lesbians in quebec?

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It’s all about pork.

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pork porn.

like food porn with even more calories.

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No surprise. I’ve heard quite a few people say Quebec is fucked.

Edit to add: and I guess some Quebecois like to watch.

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and it’s totally cute when a French says “fucked”

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The Quebec “pork mayor” is not about pork.

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that’s what I call fucking weird.

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When you’re going to do the Quebec maneuvre, you start with a Dirty Sanchez with a handful of poutine, but at the crucial moment you actually do a Rusty Venture.

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Reference overload. Also, do you even know what a Rusty Venture is? Ew, but not for me to judge…

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Because they’re so sexy!

The other white meat

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LoL, it ain’t about nothing that ain’t in @beschizza 's little write up.

The francophones probably get tired of the dominant anglophone porn in search returns, and since plenty of sexy-time stuff is produced in Quebec, mentioning it probably gets them francophone returns with that special kink that separates Quebec from the rest of the French speaking world.

All that searching just to learn that the cock they were looking for was inside of them all along.

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Is it wrong that I’m now tempted to google “poutine porn”?

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Do I even know what a Rusty Venture is? Like the best bits of Lovecraft, it seems to be something hinted at and danced around, so we’re forced to use our imagination instead of settling on a definite answer.

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I’m saddened by the lack of variety.

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