My printer has Dash integrated in its OS (so it can automatically reorder toner when it thinks you are low, which on my printer seems to be when there are 4000 pages left). Why donāt condoms have the same functionality?
Which is why I saw an ad for other items? That ad did puzzle me.
Waitā¦you just affiliate linked to a āTrojanā 
These are going to be extremely popular among college dudes who will spend hours finding just exactly the right location near the bed to prominently display them.
(Donāt forget to dust them frequently, fellas! Otherwise it spoils the effect!)
The internet of sexy thingsā¦
Even though they will turn it into some sort of bro-tude thing, anything that keeps them from breeding is good.
Edited to add: Hey AMAZON! If you really want to make some money add a visible counter to this particular dash button. Gameify it. They will go nuts trying to out order each other. lol
This is dumber than a box of Trumps
Box of Trumps? I thought you ordered Trumps by volumeā¦
Well, sure, if you order Trumps made in China
Thatās like saying colder than absolute zeroā¦ 
Remember when, no matter how ironclad your virginity, you could look like a badass by ājust happeningā to have a condom in your wallet? That. Except the IoT version.
Be sure and disable the damn thing - you wouldnāt want an actual box of condoms every time you sat down.
Iāll put it next to this oneā¦
been there, done read that
It may sound less likely than hell freezing over, but physicists have created an atomic gas with a sub-absolute-zero temperature for the first time. Their technique opens the door to generating negative-Kelvin materials and new quantum devices, and it could even help to solve a cosmological mystery.
Well thanks, I was looking forward to an afternoon without a semantics crisis.
afternoon? itās half past midnight hereabouts!
To some people time zones are like āsuddenly turning a pyramid upside down, and it doesnāt fall apartā.
āThe WiFi reception in here SUCKSā¦ā
is there a button for small/med/large?
Oh hi, Iād just like to point out to people that use Dash buttons. I will press these, wherever I see them, no matter what they buy.
So please have lots.
And donāt think youāre immune because I will never be in your house, Iām like Ultron in that respect, there are lots of me and we will press these buttons wherever we see them, whatever they buy.
So please have lots.
