“We can’t keep it in stock! It just scuttles right off the shelves!”
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They were acting responsibly. Cleaner fish can be aggressively territorial; and you don’t want to incur their wrasse; especially in international waters where your fate will be more of an interesting jurisdictional dispute than a law enforcement priority.
Jokes aside, they probably were acting responsibly; I know I’d feel really bad if I steered an impressionable youth into work with Nestle’s Thai seafood slaves operation; which is presumably the sort of place where talented crab launderers end up punching the clock.
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“Meh see? We’re gonna hijack that load ah lobsters see, then we’ll be livin’ high on the seahorse, see?”
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Here in Baltimore we call that “sold out of the back of a car trunk from a cooler”. It is a thing. Honest.
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Looks like we’re dealing with…
a bad case of the crabs…
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“Well, I knew it was going to be trouble and so did Gil
‘Cause he was already on the phone to the cods”
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Police have pledged to crack down on this kind of crime before it becomes widespread, and nip it in the bud.
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Ot lots of butter…
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in today’s paper,
(gift link)
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