Trump Executive Order Generator

I lifted it from @ProBirdRights on Twitter. Very funny thread!

1 Like

10 Likes

6 Likes

11 Likes


I can’t figure out how to use greater than and less than to make the text bigger.

12 Likes

5 Likes

9 Likes

11 Likes

6 Likes

5 Likes

[slow clap]

Awesome.

1 Like

3 Likes

5 Likes

I was wondering the same thing, then switched from Firefox to Chrome and it works. (It’s also why some of these have a blue rectangle around the text – you have to click elsewhere for that to go away)


EDIT: wrong screen grab

1 Like

That took me about 10 minutes. 2nd coffee ain’t doing it this morning.

2 Likes

Trump likes the women who work for him "to dress like women," says a source who worked on Trump's campaign. [..] We hear that women who worked in Trump's campaign field offices — folks who spend more time knocking on doors than attending glitzy events — felt pressure to wear dresses to impress Trump.
no idea if true, but it sounds very plausible
5 Likes

12 Likes

EO: “For the record, know that I was indeed born on third base; that means I hit a triple.”

3 Likes

I love love love the umbrella, but the quality seems to be shady : (

1 Like

Are you sure it isn’t a parasol?

3 Likes