Trump Executive Order Generator

[Malarkey]

I lifted it from @ProBirdRights on Twitter. Very funny thread!

[EvilTwinSkippy]

[polizzi]

[Groundman]

[Hank]

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I can’t figure out how to use greater than and less than to make the text bigger.

[JDN_Newway]

[jsroberts]

[Felton]

[murthanyc]

[personaperson445]

[bishophicks]

[slow clap]

Awesome.

[Nikolai77]

[Poopy_Poopy_Poo]

[Gyrofrog]

@Hank

I can’t figure out how to use greater than and less than to make the text bigger.

I was wondering the same thing, then switched from Firefox to Chrome and it works. (It’s also why some of these have a blue rectangle around the text – you have to click elsewhere for that to go away)

EDIT: wrong screen grab

[Gyrofrog]

That took me about 10 minutes. 2nd coffee ain’t doing it this morning.

[renke]

Trump likes the women who work for him "to dress like women," says a source who worked on Trump's campaign. [..] We hear that women who worked in Trump's campaign field offices — folks who spend more time knocking on doors than attending glitzy events — felt pressure to wear dresses to impress Trump.

no idea if true, but it sounds very plausible

[Felton]

Trump likes the women who work for him "to dress like women

[hecep]

EO: “For the record, know that I was indeed born on third base; that means I hit a triple.”

[renke]

I love love love the umbrella, but the quality seems to be shady : (

[daneel]

@renke

the quality seems to be shady : (

Are you sure it isn’t a parasol?