Trump planned Venezuela coup, inasmuch he is capable of "planning" anything

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/09/08/trump-planned-venezuela-coup.html

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The CIA should be limited to gathering intelligence. Every operation like this fails, but they never learn. They should be called the Counterproductive Intelligence Agency.

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War with Syria, war with Venezuela, war with Iran, war with Korea.

Tick tock.

Incidentally, Venezuela has the largest oil reserves on the planet. Anyone who thinks that Trump and the CIA give a flying fuck about Venezuelan democracy is a complete infant.

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Or alternatively, actions done by the CIA should “set precedent” the same way laws do.

Want to meet with coup plotters and possibly give material support? Go ahead, but don’t whine when the Iranians do it with your corncob nevertrump generals.

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So Trump supports the continuation of previous administrations’ policy in at least one area.

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Last time the US government tried to assassinate the leader of a latin American country he managed to stay in power for the next 48 years.

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Ask the Allende family about whether they always fail.

[Small, ignored voice from the back of the room] Newly-minted liberal saint George Bush didn’t just plan, he attempted a coup in Venezuela, very specifically to end its democracy.

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Saw the image and immediately knew it was an original Beschizza. Good work @beschizza :blush:

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Trump couldn’t plan a two car parade.

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Psst, those people in the cabinet who are trying to keep Don Bucket from doing anything could be doing a better job.

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Well, what’s wrong with keeping a tradition alive?

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War with Canada. (Hopefully one of the Deep Worms keeps hiding the military options.)

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Hey, are we finally learning not to get involved directly in South American coups?

It’s also oil sand which can be a bitch to get out. But also note - they didn’t support the coup. The whole “imperialist oil grab narrative” isn’t exactly accurate either.

But no, the US cares less about democracy and more about stability. We will deal with dictators if they play ball.

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He might even end up having a war with the Netherlands if he keeps this up.

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“Planning is essential. Plans are useless.”

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Trump has been almost continuously talking about invading Venezuela as well. It doesn’t seem like a negative response from his staff and every other South American leader - including the anti-Maduro crowd - has dampened his enthusiasm for the idea, since he keeps bringing it up, both before this coup consideration and very recently.

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Strange that you would choose that picture. Strange, but definitely not a coincidence. You haven’t been wearing your Faraday hat, have you?

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