Trump says he'll pardon someone Tuesday

DON’T pardon Snowden.

Not because I dont want it (I do!) but because I don’t ever want to thank the orange sack of crap for anything.

I think at this point he’s willing to start randomly doing real good when he feels at his limit, just for something to point at for deflection.

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Pre-emptive pardon for Al Barr ahead of losing the election.

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I can imagine him actually doing that.

I’m betting it’s Roger Stone he pardons. Or some other croney who’s given him endless forced blow jobs under the table to subvert democracy.

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and Stalin

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As others have said.

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Barabbas.

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A killer cop.

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Contender for World’s Most Punchable Face, Martin Shkreli?

My bet is that “very, very important” person" means someone with connections that could benefit or evidence that could harm the Trump Crime Family.

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That would make it an easy decision for him, there are so few convicted to chose from.

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I feel my constant migraine aching just a bit more.

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“Toddler” is right: I started reading Mary Trump’s book this week. In it she states that Donald is still a 3 year old.

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Too late.

Sentence commuted, not yet pardoned.

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Before even reading the comments I came to the comment section to write exactly the following:

“Doing a pardon”. He’s a fucking toddler, isn’t he?

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Benedict Arnold.

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He DOES know he isn´t on “The Apprentice” anymore, doesn´t he…?

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Julian Assange? Maybe Maxwell?

Snowden never did anything for Trump.

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He’s been down on Lincoln pretty hard lately…

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What are the ingredients in that? I’m betting something that looks seductive at first, smells vile, and is disappointing when drunk.

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