BREAKING: Roger Stone guilty on all counts

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/11/15/breaking-roger-stone-guilty-o.html

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Fingers crossed for Giuliani next.

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Adios asshole.

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Go ahead, Biff, pardon that life-long ratf*cker with a Nixon tattoo now. The optics will be the best, truly the most elegant, believe me.

And Roger, now is the time to use that “insurance” file you’ve kept on your close “friends and associates” (I don’t mean the stuff about Watergate, either).

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Oh nice!

Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving man.

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Will he be sentenced to Arkham Asylum?

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It’s wonderful - just to be alive!

Happy Friday!

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Stone would probably react by getting a tattoo of Trump’s face over his heart.

That would make him the first guy to have an asshole in the front and a Dick in the back.

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Full marks! Well done!

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While I fully expect a pardon, it still feels good to see some justice. Stone basically triple dog dared the law to come after him, and the law won. Good.

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Next up - Trump says - “I don’t really know him.”

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Trump is going to have to go full Dead or Alive to spin being tough on corruption as his defense on impeachment and then pardon Roger Stone.

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I hope not - that place has a revolving door. In no time at all, he would be out committing more bird-based crimes.

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Agreed. It’s hard to imagine any scenario in which a pardon for Stone doesn’t hurt Trump. And Trump doesn’t do anything for anybody unless he thinks it can help him in some way.

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Stone, 76, joins other Trump aides and officials Paul Manafort, Michael Flynn, Rick Gates, Michael Cohen and George Papadopoulos among those convicted of crimes related to his presidential campaign and presidency.

No! Not Webster’s dad too!
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They’ll be a tweet storm tonight!

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