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Oh my god, why isnāt she dead yet? All that cholesterol.
Perhaps it makes me a bad person, but I often wonder that very thing about several well known insufferable dickwads that the world could readily do withoutā¦ Pat Robertson instantly comes to mind.
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Iām pretty sure Pat Robertson ghost wrote Weekend at Bernieāsā¦ Literally. He canāt die, because heās a puppet animated by the spirit of paternalistic condescension.
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*gasps
You just insulted Weekend at Bernieās, my classic, late 80ās guilty pleasure.
Surely you meant to compare him to the atrocious sequel, Weekend @ Bernies 2; which is much more plausible when you think about it.
No need to have Larry & Richard holding him up all the time - with a simple voodoo curse keeping his corpse animated, heās āgood to go.ā
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Truth be told, Iāve never actually seen it. I just know the premise, cultural osmosis being what it is.
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Oh, well played! Well played, sir! You have won the Intarwebs today!
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āYour mission, should you chose to accept itā¦ā
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He died to save us all.
Surely he looks down on us like Mufasa.
I, uh, donāt really think BoingBoing has that much influence over the outcome of the election.
So itās more of a question of ādo the BoingBoing staff think Trump is still clickbaity enough to bother posting the clickbaitā and/or āis at least one of the BoingBoing staff obsessed with Trumpās antics in the manner of a banana or a subway map or a creepy naked ukelele player.ā And I think we know the answer to both those questions.
*cue theme song
I wonāt ask.
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