Trump slowed 50%

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Oh my god, why isnā€™t she dead yet? All that cholesterol.

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Perhaps it makes me a bad person, but I often wonder that very thing about several well known insufferable dickwads that the world could readily do withoutā€¦ Pat Robertson instantly comes to mind.

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Iā€™m pretty sure Pat Robertson ghost wrote Weekend at Bernieā€™sā€¦ Literally. He canā€™t die, because heā€™s a puppet animated by the spirit of paternalistic condescension.

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*gasps

You just insulted Weekend at Bernieā€™s, my classic, late 80ā€™s guilty pleasure.

Surely you meant to compare him to the atrocious sequel, Weekend @ Bernies 2; which is much more plausible when you think about it.

No need to have Larry & Richard holding him up all the time - with a simple voodoo curse keeping his corpse animated, heā€™s ā€˜good to go.ā€™

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From YouTube: Your drunk neighbor: Donald Trump

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Truth be told, Iā€™ve never actually seen it. I just know the premise, cultural osmosis being what it is.

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Oh, well played! Well played, sir! You have won the Intarwebs today!

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ā€œYour mission, should you chose to accept itā€¦ā€

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He died to save us all.

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Surely he looks down on us like Mufasa.

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I, uh, donā€™t really think BoingBoing has that much influence over the outcome of the election.

So itā€™s more of a question of ā€œdo the BoingBoing staff think Trump is still clickbaity enough to bother posting the clickbaitā€ and/or ā€œis at least one of the BoingBoing staff obsessed with Trumpā€™s antics in the manner of a banana or a subway map or a creepy naked ukelele player.ā€ And I think we know the answer to both those questions.

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*cue theme song

I wonā€™t ask.

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