Trump the Chump (Part 1)

It says “Trump doctor”, but I keep seeing “Horse doctor”.*

 * the type that convinces half a ton of dog food to race around a track.

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“I rarely get emotional, if ever,” Trump Jr. wrote in his new book, “Triggered: How the Left Thrives on Hate and Wants to Silence Us.” “Yet, as we drove past the rows of white grave markers, in the gravity of the moment, I had a deep sense of the importance of the presidency and a love of our country.”

He also had another revelation as he watched his father standing in front of the tomb, surrounded by more than 400,000 graves, listening to the Army Band bugler playing taps: The Trump family had already suffered, he recalled thinking, and this was only the beginning.

“In that moment, I also thought of all the attacks we’d already suffered as a family, and about all the sacrifices we’d have to make to help my father succeed — voluntarily giving up a huge chunk of our business and all international deals to avoid the appearance that we were ‘profiting off the office,’” Trump Jr. wrote.

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When Trump heard that, he immediately nominated Brannigan as the next Secretary of Defense.

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What a whiny fucking shit-sniveller.

No sympathy at all. None of them have worked a day in their lives yet they talk about sacrifice.

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Book by ‘Anonymous’ describes Trump as cruel, inept and a danger to the nation

“Senior Trump administration officials considered resigning en masse last year in a “midnight self-massacre” to sound a public alarm about President Trump’s conduct, but rejected the idea because they believed it would further destabilize an already teetering government, according to a new book by an unnamed author.”

One particular incident from the book: The author alleges that Trump attempted a Hispanic accent during an Oval Office meeting to complain about migrants crossing the U.S.-Mexico border. “We get these women coming in with like seven children,” Trump said, according to the book. “They are saying, ‘Oh, please help! My husband left me!’ They are useless. They don’t do anything for our country. At least if they came in with a husband we could put him in the fields to pick corn or something.”

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/book-by-anonymous-describes-trump-as-cruel-inept-and-a-danger-to-the-nation/ar-BBWqVqG?ocid=spartanntp

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Re-reading it, a few times and it’s more and more psychopathic. The trumps have only partially human minds. They are so far from normal psychology they can only ever value themselves as people. Everyone else outside themselves is less than real to them.

It’s both really gross at a surface level, and deeply scary when you consider the implications. They don’t think killing a million people is bad. They think it might be economically inconvenient, or disruptive. They don’t feel bad about doing bad things to people. They feel upset when they experience consequences from doing those bad things.

The abnormalcy being accepted by the fucking trumpist rubes is so damn unsettling. They see this and think “It ain’t so bad” and it’s like none of them have ever actually had to deal with a psychopath in real life. I know they do. They have to. I know they don’t enjoy being tricked, and lied to, and threatened and bullied and treated like a complicated puzzle for getting whatever the psychopath wants. And they somehow think that having one for president, especially one as stupid as trump, is a good thing.

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Fun stuff!!

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Seen in an OK Boomer Twitter thread:

Cheetonochio Snortphuckle

Definitely a good addition to the list of appropriate nicknames!

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I’ve seen Agolf Twittler on YT.

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I’ve been calling him Playgolf Twitter for years.

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You were at the face of the wave!

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trump

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something

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um…wat?

something

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in the way he moves?

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so[meth]ing

He has mannerisms of a long-term stimulant abuser.

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