Trump the Chump (Part 1)

He’s just leaning into the Randy Rainbow parodies.

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Even his ears look pinked up here - he’s either just screwing with people- or it’s some weird nlp population programming going on.

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There’s madness in Trump’s madness. Now all the people who actually know anything have to channel any public statements through the VP’s office.

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Trump fumbles tweet, football player intercepts and runs with it.

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snl-drunk-unc-suck-seeks

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Donnie’s more of a pill guy.

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He may have had an expensive education, but he was never educated.

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Beer, ultimately, is water and a vegetable. Trump’s not eating that.

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https://www.aol.com/article/news/2020/03/02/trump-proclaims-his-campaign-rallies-very-safe-from-coronavirus/23938772/

:pray: :pray: :pray:

Evil, I know, but I’m ok with that.

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Nostradumbass strikes again!

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I'm your only nephew

Easy to win when you run unopposed. So much winning!

One of the replies suggested that Trump writes these himself and it’s the only thing he actually does, and I’m having a hard time disagreeing with that.

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Cribbing notes from his pal Vlad, who always manages to win his elections by 103%.

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but but…

cows and aeroplanes are what make flyover country into Flyover country!

:cry: :cow: :airplane: :cry:

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Well, there you go. Conclusions form a “very stable genius” with a “very big um, brain.” We should all rest easy now!

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Say anything to keep the stock market from cratering.

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