This goes a long way toward explaining the kindergarten charts and graphs he had during the Axios interview, as well as his petulant âyou canât do thatâ the second the interviewer brought up literally any other fact.
Because heâs channeling his mom?
You just know that she repeatedly used that word to describe his dates when he was home from boarding school. Itâs such an antiquated and misogynistic term. Itâs like the time when an angry old white dude called me a hooker circa 2010. First I was confused but then I busted out laughing. He looked so disappointed that I didnât get upset.
President Flushmore.
Put one of those on his sphincter-like pie hole too.
âDonât talk about the lizard people!â [lick]
Oh my DOG! I havenât laughed so hard in a long time. (Actual tears.)
DammmmmnâŠ
Thatâs cold blooded a/f.
Brilliant! Harsh and brutal, but brilliant. Laughed out loud.
Trump doesnât own it, they only license the name, but itâs all good.