Trump the Chump (Part 1)

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This goes a long way toward explaining the kindergarten charts and graphs he had during the Axios interview, as well as his petulant “you can’t do that” the second the interviewer brought up literally any other fact.

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Because he’s channeling his mom?

You just know that she repeatedly used that word to describe his dates when he was home from boarding school. It’s such an antiquated and misogynistic term. It’s like the time when an angry old white dude called me a hooker circa 2010. First I was confused but then I busted out laughing. He looked so disappointed that I didn’t get upset.

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President Flushmore.

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Put one of those on his sphincter-like pie hole too.

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The actual interview for reference: (Hm, they’ve switched it off in Canada. It used to work.)

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“Don’t talk about the lizard people!” [lick]

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Oh my DOG! I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time. (Actual tears.)

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Dammmmmn


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That’s cold blooded a/f.

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Brilliant! Harsh and brutal, but brilliant. Laughed out loud.

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Trump doesn’t own it, they only license the name, but it’s all good.

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