Trump the Chump (Part 1)

Wow, my eyes hurt.

Party in the front, failed businessman in the back?

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Your post inspired me to do a “trump tattoo” image search. Do not recommend. But it turned up this hairstyling miracle.
Can you imagine being in line behind this person?

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My middle fingers would get a workout, that’s for sure.

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WTF am I looking at? Surely that is 'shopped?

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And in Arial as well. Perfect :heart:

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LOL, indeed. :joy:

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I vote to give him naming rights for the Carlsbad, NM airport.

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Epstein’s island strip?

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I don’t know if it’s shopped, but, ewww, I just noticed the “eyebrows.” :grimacing:

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I believe airports are mostly locally owned and controlled- the ones in DC may have some special federal arrangement.

Maybe he should set his sights a little lower - Is that NYC garbage barge that was Flying Dutchmaning around the globe because no one wanted it still in operation?

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It would need to catch fire to be fully on brand, but I like where you’re going with it.

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How about this place?

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He wants to have one of the airports liberated in the American revolutionary war named after him, I suppose.

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The tribal bits are a nice touch.

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It’s beginning to get a lot less crazy,
Cos soon you’re going to go,
And it’s getting plain to see,
That everyone thinks like me,
That it’s the perp-walk for youuuuuuu

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