Trump the Chump (Part 1)

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The cheers! The cheers! The cheers!

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My guess is he’s going to negotiate with the RNC et al over the use of his name. He wants 90% of all donations, but he’ll settle for 60%.

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50% per the published outcome of the negotiation (“It’s a fair 50-50 deal, folks!”), some 30% in under-the-table kickbacks.

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What if another person whose last name was Trump granted the GOP a license to use their last name, undercutting Twice-Impeached Trump?

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Licencing his name is all he has ever been successful at doing. This is absolutely on par for his brand.

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funny shit

Right? The RNC calling Tromp a cancel culturalist!

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And yet…
The legal war on “cancel culture” and “wokeness” - Vox

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Thanks, a clarifying interview. I wish, though, that they’d been more specific with actual examples of supposedly worrisome censoriousness from “the left.”

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Answer: Replace wax statue with “realistic” punching bag. Could even charge per-punch! It would pay for itself the first day!

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And a few replica wax heads for the bathroom urinals.

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Multi-billion-$ idea there: Trump-face urinal cakes.

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oh! nice!
it’ll go with my trump-head toilet brush!
(a bit of TMI: my toilet has never been cleaned so often as now with that brush!)

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Not the urinal cakes I was/we were hoping for, but a couple nice options…

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He definitely signed it, though. That is the scrawl of a sociopath.

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