Trump the Chump (Part 1)

And Biden is the one with issues?

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Well Mr Trump, maybe if you stopped trying to stuff incriminating documents down every toilet around you, you’d find one that flushed properly.

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His minions keep saying to shred the documents before flushing them, but he never remembers

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Kristen Bell Omg GIF by The Good Place

It’s only been two years?!?!?!

Sad Kristen Bell GIF

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A crowd at an Ohio Trump rally chanted “Save our kids!” as Donald Trump said that kids are learning that transgender people exist in schools.

“No teacher should ever be allowed to teach transgender, traaaansgender… to our children without parental… consent,” Trump said at the Delaware, Ohio rally while people in the crowd held up signs that read “SAVE AMERICA!”

“Isn’t it amazing how that’s become such a big subject?” Trump asked. “And who would even think that that would be a big subject.”

At that moment, the crowd started chanting “Save our kids!”

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Not nearly the legal comeuppance Trump needs for his many misdeeds, but it’s a small start:

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Does the “daily” fine include weekends and holidays?

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We should prolly invent some extra weekdays too.

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That’s pretty uncanny valley.

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Is he taking the same steroids as his buddy Vlad? He’s looking pale and puffy.

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He’s definitely not enjoying that Palm Beach sunshine.

Wonder if he’s going in for some cosmetic procedures? Too much filler & Botox?

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Pretty sure that’s William Shatner.

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Or maybe…

(For those not in the know, it’s said Halloween’s Michael Myers’ face was a William Shatner mask, turned inside out…)

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I’m not really looking forward to when Senator Stabenow must retire. She has served Michigan as well as she could given the political landscape of the US over her career as a senator.

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Poker games that involve his former staff must be epic

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This part:

sunlight would work as a disinfectant on playground surfaces.

Puts the whole “testicle tanning” fad into a whole new, er, light.

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