Trump the Chump (Part 1)

I mean, it’s not so surprising that Trump has so little self-awareness that he doesn’t actually understand that he will die one day. The only part of “everything I need to know, I learned in Kindergarten” that he picked up on was to flush, and even there he didn’t figure out what.

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Some better shots. I seriously don’t think that’s Hannity, tho.

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I don’t see why it wouldn’t be Hannity, given how closely he’s been working with Trumps since 2016…

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Oh, no problem there. It just doesn’t look like him to me.

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Ah… could be to my eyes, but I’m not certain. But I would not be surprised if it was…

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Indiana Jones Conspiracy GIF

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Working Super Troopers GIF

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I must say, the technology these days does make it that much easier. I imagine in Nixon’s day something like this would wind up looking like the Bigfoot film.

ETA: Or in Trump’s case…the Bigbutt film.

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The listening device is in his red MAGA cap. Tip of the pen to the FBI!

They are also in the golf carts, trash cans, and the green.

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Wow, all those crooks forgot their golf clubs.

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The Trump Tower Assault Lawsuit

Five individuals are suing Trump and others over the allegation that the Trump Organization’s then chief of security, Keith Schiller, hit one of them on the head when they were protesting outside of the company’s Manhattan headquarters in 2015. Last October, Trump was deposed under oath about the incident, and it was during this deposition that we learned he’s terrified of being killed by a piece of fruit.

will grace GIF

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Like cheating?

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Maybe figuring out where to put the hamberder stand.

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Coroner: “Death by banana. 12:25 PM.”
Coroner’s assistant: ”Just look at it!”

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fruit GIF

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Doesn’t golf stuff involve golf clubs? Or was he just dropping the ball near the hole and kicking it in?

“Hey, look guys! A another hole in one!”

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Unredacted affidavit confirms classifications of trump hoard at MAL.

Funny, Graham blew up the gQp with his abortion Hail Mary and nobody is talking about trump. Hmmmm

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Mar-a-Lago: DOJ Says Trump Court Docs Don't Align With Public Statements

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