I just watched this Lewis Black standup from late 2016. Part of it was devoted to how he was basically out of work because literally anyone could make Trump jokes. You just go read the headlines and wait for the laugh. His thing, he said, has always been to be crazier than what people see in their lives, and that is no longer possible.
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I just posted this in the other Trump thread. What in the hell? When was the strength of our military ever in question?
It will include an historic increase in defense spending to rebuild the depleted military of the United States.
Depleted?!?
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Maybe theyâre turning uranium ammunition back into nukes.
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Given his âconcernsâ about our nuclear arsenal, I wouldnât be surprised.
http://www.cnn.com/2017/02/24/politics/trump-interview-nuclear-weapons/
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Bilden said he determined that he would not be able to satisfy the Office of Government Ethics requirements without what he called âundue disruption and materially adverse divestment of my familyâs private financial interests.â
Trump couldnât have picked someone more dedicated to public service!
I mean, I donât actually want to give Bilden a hard time about this. Itâs okay to not be deeply committed to public service, itâs okay to not want to take a government job when it will cost you money, and what makes it okay is saying that upfront and turning the job down. It sure reflects badly on the people who thought he was a good choice, though.
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Also this buck-passing bullshit.
https://newrepublic.com/minutes/141014/trump-buck-not-stop-here
âThis was a mission that was started before I got here,â Trump said. âThis was something they wanted to do. They came to me, they explained what they wanted to doâthe generalsâwho are very respected, my generals are the most respected that weâve had in many decades, I believe. And they lost Ryan⌠This was something that they were looking at for a long time doing, and according to [Defense Secretary James] Mattis it was a very successful mission. They got tremendous amounts of information.â
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I predict this wonât go as planned.
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HoorayâScottish protest signs are great 
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Clovers, shamrocks, all the same, right?
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How did I not know about a âTrump teamâ verified twitter? Who verified that and why?
Also:
and a good response to alternate facts:
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Remember when Obama was accused of being the campaigner-in-chief?
Oh wait, he is still campaigning and is fueling Sorosâ fake protests against Trump:
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And also⌠the GOP is running the show, not the Dems.
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Yeah, 'cause Trump visiting Scotland always goes well.
(Sorry for buzzfeed, best collection Iâve found)
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