Trump the Chump (Part 1)

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If Kellyanne Conway said that, then I expect the interview ended with her saying, ā€œGo go gadget copterā€ and flying away.

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ā€œIā€™m not Inspector Gadgetā€? What the hell. Has she even seen Inspector Gadget? With all of her bumbling idiocy she sure sounds like him.

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Iā€™ve just taken to pretending there is no president. I sleep better at night with this little fiction.

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Iā€™m not lying. Iā€™m not saying that THERE ARE MICROWAVES SPYING ON YOU. Iā€™m not saying that THERE ARE MICROPHONES IN YOUR TV. Iā€™m just sitting here innocently talking to you.

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Me, too!

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Trump did say he loves the uneducated.

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Fixed now. Apparently Twitter really is the way to get a message through.

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To be fair, when the interviewer had started the conversation by saying, ā€œHello Inspector Gadget, glad to have you with us.ā€

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How does he keep managing to make shaking (or not) peopleā€™s hands into a diplomatic incident?

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Iā€™m convinced heā€™s trying to strip the term ā€œfake newsā€ of all meaning at this point.

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Given time, he may strip all meaning from the entire English language.

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Trying? Ship sailed on that one, and Trumpā€™s advocates are far from the only ones turning fake news from ā€œinventingā€ news or ā€œlying in order to createā€ news into ā€œanytime any news source is wrong even when it is corrected.ā€

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trigger warning - RAPE

In case you missed the exact nature of the rape allegations the then 13 year old victim charged our president with:

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