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#nottheonion
No, but itâs the Borowitz report (their own Onion sorta thing)
Satire is dead in this day and age.
The resort reportedly employs more Haitians than nearly any other nationality. (Romania is the only other one that comes close, according to The New Yorker.) Mar-a-Lago applied for and received 70 H-2B visas for its recent 2017-2018 season.
Who would bother to ask him if heâs a feminist?
Meanwhile, he tweets his bed.
So not shocked.
All too easy to imagine his smirking response: âHow the hell else are you supposed to get ahead?â
Probably unfair. I mean, itâs not like they could just hide a body ⌠on a golf course ⌠or something. Hmm.
The implausible part is the idea of them knowing how to use a shovel.
Theyâd order the gardeners to do it.
The only tools theyâve ever touched are their own.
They learn from the best.
https://www.nrdc.org/sites/default/files/styles/full_content/public/trump_digs_coal_-_imgur.gif
(Thatâs probably the most manual labor heâs ever done.)
Itâs the tried and true âI canât be racist, I have a black friendâ defense.
See also:
With the combined brain power between them, if they accidentally killed a prostitute, I think theyâd probably try some sort of weekend-at-Bernieâs-esque hijinks to try to get out of it.
Give your black friend the podium for a bit. Letâs here what they have to say.
