Two paragraphs in particular made me sigh.
During his half-hour shift Sunday, Trump traded his suit jacket for an apron and received a brief tutorial from a fry cook. He then took a turn at the deep fryer himself, dropping two batches of potatoes into hot oil and waiting for them to cook. He mostly followed instructions, though he forgot to fully drain the oil from one batch and appeared to be more generous with the salt.
Trump marveled repeatedly about how the fries are packaged, with the aid of a scooper-like device.
He did a half-hour shift and screwed it up, then he marveled at a scoop! And this is the guy MAGA cultists think is qualified to handle one of the most stressful jobs in the world?
